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Informasaun iha ne…….KARIK importante ba ita atu hatene..!!!!!




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FETO IHA ERA KOMPUTADOR
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HARD-DISK GIRLS
Feto sira modelu ida ne’e sei hanoin buat hotu ho diak

USB Girls
Feto sira modelu ne’e gosta mosu lakon deit…..bibi ain liu

RAM GIRLS
Feto sira modelu ida ne’e, sei haluha lalais kuandu O husik nia



WINDOWS Girls
Ema hotu hatene feto modelu ida ne’e. Feto modelu ne’e la halo buat hotu ho diak, maibe ita mos labele moris kuando laiha nia

Linux Girls
Ne mak modelu feto nebe uniku tebes ba ita no komprende buat hotu nebe mak falta husi ita nia an rasik. Ita bele dehan feto modelu ne’e perfeito tebes ba ita

SCREEN SAVER Girls
Feto sira modelu ne’e so uza para halo kontenti deit

INTERNET Girls
Baibain feto sira ne’e difisil tebes atu hetan nia aksesu no fasil tebes atu soe malu

SERVER Girls
Ne’e modelu feto nebe okupadu tebes kuando ita presija hela sira

MULTIMEDIA GIRLS
haaaa…feto sira modelu ida ne’e mak sei halo buat hotu nebe a’at sai furak tebes

CD-ROM Girls
Feto modelu ida ne’e sei halo buat hotu ho lalais

E-MAIL Girls
emmm…..feto modelu ida ne’e sei koalia liafuan sanulu maibe so ida deit mak ita bele fiar

VIRUS Girls
Feto modelu ida ne’e kuando ita la presija, nia mai halo nia an nebe la diak ba ita nia data. Kuando ita koko atu uninstall nia, ita mos sei lakon data barak, maibe kuando ita la koko atu uninstall nia, ne mos ita sei lakon ita nia data. Feto modelu ida ne’e kunhesidu liu ho liafuan…FE’EN…











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LA”EN PROGRAMMER
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Antes atu desidi hola malu ho IT guys karik…..hanoin didiak to tasak lai atu nune keta basa rentos iha loron ikus. Le didiak konversaun iha kraik entre fe’en no la’en nebe hanesan IT Software Engineer


La’en : (To iha uma kalan bo’ot) “Boanoite doben,agora hau logged in”

Fe’en : “O lori sasan sira ohin hau husu ne ka lae ??”

La’en: “Bad command or filename.”

Fe’en : “Maibe hau dehan desde ohin dader kedas!”

La’en: “Errorneous syntax. Abort?”

Fe’en : “Oinsa ho televizaun foun ne……hola ka lae ???”

La’en: “Variable not found…”

Fe’en :: “Labuat ida, entaun fo osan mai husik hau mak ba hola rasik.”

La’en: “Sharing Violation. Access denied…”

Fe’en : “Entaun O hadomi liu komputador duke hau ka….??”

La’en: “Too many parameters…”

Fe’en : “Ne sala nebe bo’ot kuando hau kaben ho ema hanesan O.”

La’en: “Data type mismatch.”

Fe’en: “O nia funsaun laiha.”

La’en: “It’s by Default.”

Fe’en: “Oinsa ho O nia osan ne?”

La’en: “File in use … Try later.”

Fe’en: “Labuat ida…entaun hau nia pozisaun saida iha familia ne?”

La’en: “Unknown Virus.”

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